Star rating **
ChineseElvis's dad, allegedly, thinks his son's at the Royal College of Surgeons to give a lecture series. He's not far wrong - ChineseElvis is going for gold at the gabbing Olympics. It's no surprise that he won the Weakest Link. He's bright, talking about bell curves and translating Elvis into Latin, and very likeable with it. He even makes his audience dim sum, which his put- upon assistant, Colonel Tom, serves up. All very diverting, but a mighty long road from rock 'n' roll.
Until August 22.