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Alexander agent says ‘thick women’ jibe a joke
ROBBIE DINWOODIE, Chief Scottish Political CorrespondentJanuary 08 2008

Wendy Alexander's election agent, Paisley councillor Terry Kelly, was under fire yesterday following an exchange on his website in which he dubbed women "thick".

Councillor Kelly maintains his own personal website which included a recent exchange with a female visitor who asked: "Why are no women allowed to comment here? You've mentioned one being banned, you've called a black woman a liar for talking about racism but then no others have been allowed to comment. Councillor, are you a sexist?"

Councillor Kelly responded: "You have just perfectly demonstrated why, it's because they are thick."

The fact that Councillor Kelly has been Ms Alexander's election agent has prompted criticism from opponents.

SNP MSP Christina McKelvie said: "This is an appalling statement from Councillor Kelly and shows how out of touch the Labour party are.

"This kind of comment should have been left in the 1970s. Yet again Wendy Alexander's judgment has to be questioned. After losing one spin doctor in disgrace and breaking the law with her selection campaign it seems like her election agent is determined to add to her woes.

"I hope that she and the Labour Party will have the good grace to apologise."

A Labour spokesman pointed out that Mr Kelly had already announced his intention to give up his position as election agent to Ms Alexander, adding: "Terry Kelly has said his comments were a joke and should be treated as such. His blog makes clear that comments are not the views of the Labour Party or anyone other than himself."

Councillor Kelly told his local newspaper: "Everyone who knows me knows that I am not sexist. I've lived for years with my wife and daughter and I wouldn't dare be sexist with them as far as women are concerned.

"I've worked with women councillors and women from all walks of life during my many years as a local politician. I've always respected women and always will do.

"It's a sorry state of affairs when using humour or irony in some of my replies is regarded as sexist."


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Posted by: Old Tam, Glasgow on 12:11am Tue 8 Jan 08
This donations scandal must be a right old mess if its taking the Electoral Commission so long to investigate a supposed simple mistake.
Posted by: stuart donaldson on 12:17am Tue 8 Jan 08
telly kelly was entering the famous dumpling stakes anyway

well and truly there now
Posted by: Wardog, Buckie on 12:17am Tue 8 Jan 08
Did anyone see J Ballie on tonight's newsnight up against 'republican rose'..... sair fecht.... but I had to laugh ourt loud when Roseanna chuckled that Wendy had been 'invisible' ----- McCavity anyone?




Posted by: Mickey Mousewatch, Disneykerrland on 12:22am Tue 8 Jan 08
I feel a song coming on ...

"Has anybody here seen Kelly ?" Oh, I mean Wendy, that's it ...."Wendy red, red robbin comes bob bob bobbin along ..."

Dumbarton Rock Baillie was a hoot on Newsnicht.

Keep it up Labour, swansongs sound lovely coming from you.
Posted by: iain morrison, nairn on 12:29am Tue 8 Jan 08
"Wendy Alexander's election agent, Paisley councillor Terry Kelly, was under fire yesterday following an exchange on his website in which he dubbed women "thick"."

He works for Bendy, probably knows Jackie, Pauline and Cathy, the man must have being commenting from personal experience. He just needs to get out more and meet women who are not thick. This should not be too difficult , mind he may have to look outside his party.

Posted by: doonhamer on 12:37am Tue 8 Jan 08
Anyone putting such comments on a public blog is an idiot, When that person is an elected Councillor and the agent for the Leader of the Scottish wing of his party, his actions will soon be found in Wikipedia under the definition of :"incredibly THICK".
Posted by: doonhamer on 12:49am Tue 8 Jan 08
Labour's response to Councillor Higgins, SNP

His brief time as councillor for Cambuslang East was marred by the accusation that he sent a pornographic e-mail to a female council employee. He was suspended from his civic duties but a subsequent inquiry by the Standards Commissioner found that while the message was "inappropriate", it was not pornographic.
Despite this, his return to the council's licensing committee sparked a walkout by eight fellow councillors ( All Labour)


Labour's response to Councillor Kelly, Labour.

A Labour spokesman pointed out that Mr Kelly had already announced his intention to give up his position as election agent to Ms Alexander, adding: "Terry Kelly has said his comments were a joke and should be treated as such. His blog makes clear that comments are not the views of the Labour Party or anyone other than himself."

I think the comparison between the two events says all you need to know about the attitude of the Labour Parody and its sense of entitlement. As with the financial crimes of Alexander, they believe there is one law for the people and another for Labour members.

Another shameful episode in the never ending saga of the disintegrating Labour Parody.
Posted by: I'm no really here on 1:01am Tue 8 Jan 08
Anyone who runs a blog should know that what appears in text can be different from what is spoken. If you don't understand that then he is thick.
But we have heard this all before. Excuses being rolled out to try to limit damage. Making rude comments about ladies at you diner table, to staff at a function, and calling the FM a ****, then you must be tired and suffering from exhaustion. If you accept illegal donations, even although your husband has queried it's legality, then it was "unintentional".

Do they think the voters are thick too?
Posted by: james, Dundee on 1:01am Tue 8 Jan 08
Kabooooooooooooooom!





Labour in Nuclear Meltdown!
Posted by: The Baptist, gazing upon sinners on 1:24am Tue 8 Jan 08
For Chrissakes, give the man a break! He must be the only honest politician Labour has got! Every female politico of the Labour persuasion is a numpty, the imbecilic Alexander proves that.
All you dungaree-wearing harridans need to get over yourselves, find a man and get pregnant, that's what the Good Lord created you for.
Posted by: Wardog, Buckie on 1:32am Tue 8 Jan 08
doonhamer wrote:
Labour's response to Councillor Higgins, SNP

His brief time as councillor for Cambuslang East was marred by the accusation that he sent a pornographic e-mail to a female council employee. He was suspended from his civic duties but a subsequent inquiry by the Standards Commissioner found that while the message was "inappropriate", it was not pornographic.
Despite this, his return to the council's licensing committee sparked a walkout by eight fellow councillors ( All Labour)


Labour's response to Councillor Kelly, Labour.

A Labour spokesman pointed out that Mr Kelly had already announced his intention to give up his position as election agent to Ms Alexander, adding: "Terry Kelly has said his comments were a joke and should be treated as such. His blog makes clear that comments are not the views of the Labour Party or anyone other than himself."

I think the comparison between the two events says all you need to know about the attitude of the Labour Parody and its sense of entitlement. As with the financial crimes of Alexander, they believe there is one law for the people and another for Labour members.

Another shameful episode in the never ending saga of the disintegrating Labour Parody.
Absolutely!
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:32am Tue 8 Jan 08

Councillor Kelly responded: "You have just perfectly demonstrated why, it's because they (women) are thick."
Hoo-haar!

Death comes in many forms but none so violent as hating women.
Posted by: doonhamer on 1:36am Tue 8 Jan 08
Los Angeles wrote:
Councillor Kelly responded: "You have just perfectly demonstrated why, it's because they (women) are thick."
Hoo-haar! Death comes in many forms but none so violent as hating women.
There is no truth to the rumour that Councillor Kelly was rushed from his home to the local A & E to have a rolling pin removed from his ear.
Posted by: Scunnert, Travelling in Nihlon on 1:46am Tue 8 Jan 08
I have heard that labour is more popular among women than the SNP?
Posted by: doonhamer on 1:49am Tue 8 Jan 08
Scunnert wrote:
I have heard that labour is more popular among women than the SNP?
You have to stop counting Jackie Bailie as more than one.
Posted by: Wullie, Aberdeen on 1:51am Tue 8 Jan 08
Women are thick , that is a fact ,pure and simple. Women are good at two things, buying clothes, and gossiping on the telephone to there girlfriends about the latest nailcare varnish product. Fact.

Also women are very good at multi tasking. They can wash the dishes, iron the shirts, breast feed the baby,make the dinner, be on the telephone,and knit a fair isle sweater all at the same time.
They are like a flipping octupuss.

The best place for women is in the kitchen. Its genetic. Millions of years ago, man went out to work to hunt for food while the women folk stayed around the camp fire wittering on about the latest fashion. Thats how babies learn to speak by copying there mothers. Women are very good at talking ( nagging ) But 99% of it is of no importance or value.

Just watch Loose Women on ITV 12.30pm.
4 witches from McBeth witter on about God knows what for 60 minutes. Its all talk but nothing much is being said.Men on the other hand discuss and debate about the great affairs of state, war and peace, life and death , world politics. Women gossip about fashion, the latest diets and George Clooney.

Man has created civilisation and all the inventions that we have today. If women ruled the world , they would probably be still in the bathroom putting on there make up. If you look into the fashion industry, women are even useless at that. All the fashion designers are gay men. same with the food industry , all the chefs are men not women.

Finally, women give the impression that they are all lovey dovey. ( thats all bullshittt ) Women are very cold , devious manuliptive, ruthless, creatures , they are genetically programmed to have babies by the tiime their 35 , Their body clocks are ticking so like sharks they have to hunt out a rich or well off guy as a husband. The guys personality and looks do not matter so long as hes rich because the bottom line is this, a woman pregnant and looking after the kid for the next 10 years. She needs a sugar daddy to look after her.

Ps. How is it when a woman divorces a man, she gets 50% of the guys wage packet. How does that work.
Just look at cold calculating, gold digger Heather Mills and Paul McCartney. He's been taken to the cleaners by that bitchh.
But as the old saying goes '' Love is blind. ''

Mens lives are basiclly F**ked because they have to make there woman ( bitchh) happy 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.


Posted by: doonhamer on 2:00am Tue 8 Jan 08
Wullie wrote:
Women are thick , that is a fact ,pure and simple. Women are good at two things, buying clothes, and gossiping on the telephone to there girlfriends about the latest nailcare varnish product. Fact. Also women are very good at multi tasking. They can wash the dishes, iron the shirts, breast feed the baby,make the dinner, be on the telephone,and knit a fair isle sweater all at the same time. They are like a flipping octupuss. The best place for women is in the kitchen. Its genetic. Millions of years ago, man went out to work to hunt for food while the women folk stayed around the camp fire wittering on about the latest fashion. Thats how babies learn to speak by copying there mothers. Women are very good at talking ( nagging ) But 99% of it is of no importance or value. Just watch Loose Women on ITV 12.30pm. 4 witches from McBeth witter on about God knows what for 60 minutes. Its all talk but nothing much is being said.Men on the other hand discuss and debate about the great affairs of state, war and peace, life and death , world politics. Women gossip about fashion, the latest diets and George Clooney. Man has created civilisation and all the inventions that we have today. If women ruled the world , they would probably be still in the bathroom putting on there make up. If you look into the fashion industry, women are even useless at that. All the fashion designers are gay men. same with the food industry , all the chefs are men not women. Finally, women give the impression that they are all lovey dovey. ( thats all bullshittt ) Women are very cold , devious manuliptive, ruthless, creatures , they are genetically programmed to have babies by the tiime their 35 , Their body clocks are ticking so like sharks they have to hunt out a rich or well off guy as a husband. The guys personality and looks do not matter so long as hes rich because the bottom line is this, a woman pregnant and looking after the kid for the next 10 years. She needs a sugar daddy to look after her. Ps. How is it when a woman divorces a man, she gets 50% of the guys wage packet. How does that work. Just look at cold calculating, gold digger Heather Mills and Paul McCartney. He's been taken to the cleaners by that bitchh. But as the old saying goes '' Love is blind. '' Mens lives are basiclly F**ked because they have to make there woman ( bitchh) happy 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone notify Aberdeen A & E that Wullie will be dropping by to have a rolling pin removed from each of his ears.
Posted by: Juan Kerr and his magic hand....., SNP FOR A NUCLEAR FREE SCOTLAND® on 2:01am Tue 8 Jan 08
doonhamer wrote:
Labour's response to Councillor Higgins, SNP His brief time as councillor for Cambuslang East was marred by the accusation that he sent a pornographic e-mail to a female council employee. He was suspended from his civic duties but a subsequent inquiry by the Standards Commissioner found that while the message was "inappropriate", it was not pornographic. Despite this, his return to the council's licensing committee sparked a walkout by eight fellow councillors ( All Labour) Labour's response to Councillor Kelly, Labour. A Labour spokesman pointed out that Mr Kelly had already announced his intention to give up his position as election agent to Ms Alexander, adding: "Terry Kelly has said his comments were a joke and should be treated as such. His blog makes clear that comments are not the views of the Labour Party or anyone other than himself." I think the comparison between the two events says all you need to know about the attitude of the Labour Parody and its sense of entitlement. As with the financial crimes of Alexander, they believe there is one law for the people and another for Labour members. Another shameful episode in the never ending saga of the disintegrating Labour Parody.
The only problem Doonhamer is that councillor Higgins ended up dying due in large part to the damage reaked by the labour councillors blowing the email out of all proportion. When it's one of them it is all a laugh and banter. Pitty they couldnt see it that way with Mr Higgins.

Swines.
Posted by: Curley Bill, the southwest on 2:01am Tue 8 Jan 08
Wullie - ye'r a class act!
Posted by: Dave, Away on 2:11am Tue 8 Jan 08
Wullie!

I hear there are several positions open (or opening soon) in Wendy Alexander's team.

You'd be perfect!

As for you "The Baptist" with your:

"the imbecilic Alexander "

En Garde! The Lady is a font of expressive passions and beauty!

WENDY FOR QUEEN!!
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 2:14am Tue 8 Jan 08

"Women are basically thick,"
So goes the councillor's wail.
"They know only one decent trick,
How to part two balls from a male."

Posted by: Scunnert, Travelling in Nihlon on 2:24am Tue 8 Jan 08
Ahm postin this in the wee sma oors so that "she who must be obeyed" disnae find oot. Ah think Wullie - like me - ye wur weaned too early and hiv developed a distrust ae women consequently. But there is hope Wullie. When Sharia is introduced intae Scotland the boot will be oan the ither fit...or is that - thur erse will be fit tae be booted?

Anyhoo -Salam aleykum baby!
Posted by: frank mcbride, lusitania on 3:22am Tue 8 Jan 08
# Wullie or won't he.

You are an ****. Please confine your comments to the bathroom as they are unfit for consumption.
Posted by: Scunnert, Travelling in Nihlon on 3:35am Tue 8 Jan 08
frank mcbride wrote:
# Wullie or won't he.

You are an ****. Please confine your comments to the bathroom as they are unfit for consumption.
Wullie deserves to be heard. He has a point of view that isn't popular with lilly livered lefties but is appreciated by many. Moreover, i don't remember any of Wullie's posts that contained any asterisks.

Are you an Evil-Doer?
Posted by: frank mcbride, lusitania on 3:52am Tue 8 Jan 08
Scunnert.

You are right. I apologise.

Wullie is wan o' they scubbers ye use doo the laavy pan. Is that right?
Posted by: Scunnert, Travelling in Nihlon on 4:04am Tue 8 Jan 08
Naw - Wullie is a satirical boffoon - he is the court jester who confronts us with our own own bigotry and prejudice, our contradictions and inconsistencies, our ideals and reality.. Wullie is priceless!

Posted by: Tired of excuses, Galashiels on 4:38am Tue 8 Jan 08
I at least agree with some of the article.

A Labour spokesman pointed out that Mr Kelly had already announced his intention to give up his position as election agent to Ms Alexander


Personally I dont think Wendy will be needing an election agent again either.
Posted by: frank mcbride, lusitania on 4:46am Tue 8 Jan 08
Scunnert.

Thanks. I'll take more notice from now on.
Posted by: Scunnert, Travelling in Nihlon on 4:51am Tue 8 Jan 08
Save Oor Wullie!

Arrest Wendy!

Banish misanthropists tae Saudi!

Put the Soup Oan!

An hiv a wee lie doon!

Good Night!
Posted by: Scunnert, Travelling in Nihlon on 4:54am Tue 8 Jan 08
frank mcbride - Ah like yer posts BTW!
Posted by: Wullie, Aberdeen on 5:50am Tue 8 Jan 08
A thought has come into my head just thinking about this subject. Women actually dont want marriage. What woman really want is a wedding so that she can wear that white wedding dress (Its the ultimate girls fantasy plus they probably want a pony as well) and of course access to the mans wallet.
Posted by: Saul Tyre, Germany on 6:59am Tue 8 Jan 08
How can Terry Kelly claim that all women are thick when he's had the prviledge to work alongside such intellectual giants as Wendy Alexander, Jackie Baillie and Cathy Jamieson?
Posted by: carlung, Haddington on 8:24am Tue 8 Jan 08
Old Tam wrote:
This donations scandal must be a right old mess if its taking the Electoral Commission so long to investigate a supposed simple mistake.
You're right enough Old Tam . I can just imagine the frenetic discussions between the Electoral Commision and NuLabour lawyers as they plot their way out of this mess. Paw Broon will be losing a bit sleep over this. After all if Wendy falls she will be just the first domino.
Posted by: steve4349, larbet on 8:26am Tue 8 Jan 08
wumen are no thick they can hide for weeks from the media whilst in charge of a political party in scotland,they can take bungs,but again they get caught, they do start telling bedtime stories to politicians when at work,that no thick that just mixed up,
Posted by: Alibi on 9:23am Tue 8 Jan 08
I'm no supporter of Labour (the word thick could have been invented to describe most of their spokespeople), but I'm prepared to accept that this Kelly chap was attempting to be funny rather than malicious. The written word sometimes lacks the body language necessary to convey the jocular nature of the humour. Some people are far too quick to take offence.

I'd let this one go and concentrate on the far more serious matter of making sure Wendy doesn't escape from Cornton Vale.
Posted by: Mac, Dundee on 9:44am Tue 8 Jan 08
I am not convinced by Robbie Dinwoodie's political journalism. He is simply trading a recent smear with a jibe in order to show that when it comes to throwing mud he is somehow fair and equitable. All it proves is that he is a fully paid up member of the gutter press.
Posted by: Charles McGrory, Glasgow on 9:54am Tue 8 Jan 08
Hi Wullie Aberdeen

You can talk about nuclear power, nuclear war, global warming, politcal intrigue at the highest places but now you are in dangerous country.

Never get the lassies mad; in Greek Mythology, when Gods or Goddesses decided to kill someone, the Goddess had a much higher kill ratio!

By the way, was your wife Glasgwegian?
Posted by: Pete, Bearsden on 10:28am Tue 8 Jan 08
Good Lord - at last, a Labour councillor who actually speaks the truth! Also, it's time to flush the Wicked Wendy out of cover - don't let the donations scandal fizzle out.
Posted by: Arthur Scargill, Minehead on 10:32am Tue 8 Jan 08
Of course Kelly will be resigning as Wendy's election agent - last time around he forgot to vote; he claimed he was too busy standing outside a polling station to remember to vote!
Posted by: Observer on 10:37am Tue 8 Jan 08
Alas poor Wullie, he has obviously been disappointed in love.

Before I go away to do my nails in the kitchen, can I observe that this guy was obviously making a joke and this is a fuss about nothing.
Posted by: James, Lanarkshire on 10:49am Tue 8 Jan 08
Old Tam, Glasgow on 12:11am today

This donations scandal must be a right old mess if its taking the Electoral Commission so long to investigate a supposed simple mistake.

I think the real reason they are taking so long is that they hope if they wait long enough, people will forget and the situation will be calm enough to announce that they are taking no action.

I also think their investigation is linked to their deliberations over the afffair down south and the whole thing will be another whitewash. If so the Electoral Commision will be left without a shred of credibility.

No! We won't forget!
Posted by: RogerT, Hamilton on 11:02am Tue 8 Jan 08
Kelly says: 'I've lived for years with my wife and daughter and I wouldn't dare be sexist with them as far as women are concerned.'
How thick is this guy?
Posted by: Ronald, Glasgow on 11:09am Tue 8 Jan 08
James is right. What is going on is nothing less than a scandelous coverup. I think that the electoral commision will be using the Independent Police Complaints Commision as its role model;
if they can justify/whitewash the murder of an innocent man then........
what chance justice?
Posted by: Ronald, Glasgow on 11:10am Tue 8 Jan 08
James is right. What is going on is nothing less than a scandelous coverup. I think that the electoral commision will be using the Independent Police Complaints Commision as its role model;
if they can justify/whitewash the murder of an innocent man then........
what chance justice?
Posted by: AyrshireScot, South Ayrshire on 11:30am Tue 8 Jan 08
James, Lanarkshire on 10:49am today

well said. People should wirte to the Scottish Parliament Standards Commissioner and request an investigation into misuse of parliamentary offices for party fundraising (the spreadsheet and emails all originated from Wendy Alexander's parliamentary office) and this £40,000 for "computers for Labour"
Posted by: teamdroid on 11:38am Tue 8 Jan 08
A summary of the cockup, corruption, and silliness surrounding Wendy Alexander so far:

She's admitted accepting an illegal overseas donation for her leadership campaign. Her only defence has been to plead ignorance, which of course is no real defence in law.
She's claimed public expenses for money given to a front company, Computers for Labour, for software which is available free to all MSPs
She lost her first spin doctor because he couldn't stand working with her.
The second(!!) spin doctor resigned, because he seemed quite happy calling the FM a **** at an awards ceremony.
The third(!!!) spin doctor has been openly contemptuous of her in his own blog.
The fourth(!!!!) one she hired changed his mind about joining her team after accepting the job.
Her husband is happy with the economics of an independent Scotland.
The Paisley North constituency chairman at the time of her election, has subsequently been sacked by his council employers for falsifying timesheets.
Now, it turns out her election agent in Paisley is a blatant sexist.

Um ,have I missed any? How long has this list to get before her position becomes untenable?
Posted by: Charles McGrory, Glasgow on 11:39am Tue 8 Jan 08
Re the thousands of pounds to convince members of your own party to elect you leader?

Don't they know you already, your ability and record?

What is is for and for who?

Full disclosure please; after all nothing to hide.
Posted by: Katty, Bannockburn on 11:40am Tue 8 Jan 08


He should know. He knows you know!!!! is going to follow this poor excuse for a man down the streets of Glasgow for evermore

Divorce him wifey. Ah Did He Go or was he pushed????

Remember Wendy and the Electoral Con who think not only scots women are thick but scots men as well
Posted by: Rab The man, Was My Uncle on 11:42am Tue 8 Jan 08
doonhamer wrote:
Labour's response to Councillor Higgins, SNP His brief time as councillor for Cambuslang East was marred by the accusation that he sent a pornographic e-mail to a female council employee. He was suspended from his civic duties but a subsequent inquiry by the Standards Commissioner found that while the message was "inappropriate", it was not pornographic. Despite this, his return to the council's licensing committee sparked a walkout by eight fellow councillors ( All Labour) Labour's response to Councillor Kelly, Labour. A Labour spokesman pointed out that Mr Kelly had already announced his intention to give up his position as election agent to Ms Alexander, adding: "Terry Kelly has said his comments were a joke and should be treated as such. His blog makes clear that comments are not the views of the Labour Party or anyone other than himself." I think the comparison between the two events says all you need to know about the attitude of the Labour Parody and its sense of entitlement. As with the financial crimes of Alexander, they believe there is one law for the people and another for Labour members. Another shameful episode in the never ending saga of the disintegrating Labour Parody.
DOONHAMER
VERY,VERY good post sir.
I hadn't previously drawn such comparison, but I can't see where you've gorrit wrong. Keep up the guid work !!
Posted by: Katty, Bannockburn on 11:53am Tue 8 Jan 08
Teamdroid.

U forgot her Boss Ma Broon down in number 10, that is Downing Street no 10 Glebe Street
Posted by: The West Awake, Argyll on 11:57am Tue 8 Jan 08
Alexander agent says ‘thick women’ jibe a joke

"Those whom the Gods are about to destroy, they first make mad"

Euripides - who most definitely would NOT have been a Labour supporter.
Posted by: Mickey Mousewatch, Disneykerrland on 11:57am Tue 8 Jan 08
BREAKING NEWS!
Work and Pensions Secretary Peter Hain will be forced to admit that he failed to declare thousands of pounds in donations to his Labour deputy leadership campaign, it has been reported.

According to The Guardian newspaper, the scale of the under-reporting is such that some political sources believe his political future could be at stake unless he can show it was down to the chaos within his campaign team and there was no deliberate attempt to conceal the payments.

While Mr Hain has declared £82,000 in donations, the newspaper said that the true total was likely to be "well in excess" of £100,000. It said that no donations had been declared after May 4 last year - six weeks before the end of the campaign.


iT'S GETTING WORSE FOR wENDY!
Posted by: MOI, mozzerwell on 11:57am Tue 8 Jan 08
AyrshireScot wrote:
James, Lanarkshire on 10:49am today well said. People should wirte to the Scottish Parliament Standards Commissioner and request an investigation into misuse of parliamentary offices for party fundraising (the spreadsheet and emails all originated from Wendy Alexander's parliamentary office) and this £40,000 for "computers for Labour"
Well why dont you draw up a draft letter/document and provide us with the email address and then we might have a movement an anti labour pollytician corruption movement

just a thought
Posted by: Gus on 12:03pm Tue 8 Jan 08
I'm prepared to accept that this comment was meant as a joke and that's that.

But, I cannot accept Labour talking to us about jokes when you consider the way they acted over that poor Councillor who passed on the other day. I find that level of double-standards quite disgraceful and quite befitting the Scottish Labour Party.
Posted by: HEN BROON, ALBA GU BRATH on 12:11pm Tue 8 Jan 08
Wullie in Eberdeen, you are my hero. Well said.

A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?"
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I'm heading home!"

********************
********************
********************
********

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."

Wullie, women have smaller feet than men so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.


ALBA GU BRATH
Posted by: Wardog, Buckie on 12:18pm Tue 8 Jan 08
HEN BROON, ALBA GU BRATH on 12:11pm today

Had me laugh'n
Posted by: jim mitchell, Sauchie, Clack's on 1:13pm Tue 8 Jan 08
Maybe the delay over Wendy is in the hope that they can detect the mole, then they make it a legal affair and some smart lawyer can then start to discredit the mole publicly and therby hope to discredit any evidence they may have or have given.

Did anyone else pick up on the comment on Newsnight last night that this was being handled from south of the border, I thought the commision had a Scottish Office?

I would also like to know why, when the connection was made (right from the beginning), between the commisions Murray Elder, in whatever capacity and Wendy Alexander, that a public statement was not put out saying that he would have no involvement in this inquiry, if only to protect themselves from speculation on this point, this would have been the common sense thing to have done and the fact that they didn't ,does not fill me with confidence.

I hope that this will not be another case where it is thought that one rule can apply for unionists like Wendy and another for the rest.
Posted by: dws on 1:15pm Tue 8 Jan 08
Gus wrote:
I'm prepared to accept that this comment was meant as a joke and that's that. But, I cannot accept Labour talking to us about jokes when you consider the way they acted over that poor Councillor who passed on the other day. I find that level of double-standards quite disgraceful and quite befitting the Scottish Labour Party.
Agreed, Gus. One rule for them, another for the rest of us.
Posted by: carlung, Haddington on 1:23pm Tue 8 Jan 08
So Peter Hain has failed to declare tens of thousands of pounds . The dominos are starting to fall!
Posted by: teamdroid on 2:23pm Tue 8 Jan 08
Wow. I went Googling Terry Kelly, and it's absolutely hilarious. Hard to work out which is funnier - his own blog or the anti-Terry Kelly blog, Terrywatch.
Terry is the stereotypical West of Scotland Labour dinosaur. The fact that he's Wendy's election agent speaks volumes.
Posted by: Gregor Addison, Scotland on 3:19pm Tue 8 Jan 08
Wendy Alexander was not available for comment.
Posted by: Gtj, Dundee on 3:50pm Tue 8 Jan 08
Nothing surprises me any more with Labour. The only thing that would surprise me is if anyone thinks they are a party worth voting for.
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 4:30pm Tue 8 Jan 08


Addison 'As 'Er Sussed
Wendy Alexander was not available for comment.
LoL

Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 4:44pm Tue 8 Jan 08

Hen Broon says Women Only Good fer A Laugh
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I'm heading home!"
Some old jokes there.

Let's see now ...

A Scottish woman has taken to holing a gun on boyfriends not for sex but so they stay longer to cuddle.

After years of cybersex a Scotsman was not surprised to hear his new baby say, "You got mail."

A Scotsman asked his wife to try anal sex. She said, "Okay. After you."

A survey of Scottish men and their sex techniques has shown they are poor performers in bed and no better on the couch.

A Scotsman thought casual sex meant he didn't have to wear a tie.

A Scots girl was asked what she fantasized about when her man made love to her and she said, "I don't really have the time."

A Scotsman called Sheridan enjoyed group sex but never knew who to thank.

A Scotsman went to see his doctor about preamture ejeculation but crapped his load and left early.

Some Scotsman think dirty sex is akin to voting for the SNP.

A Scotsman likes a women who likes him for what he is pretending to be.

A wife abusing Scotsman demanded his wife lather his body in oil, which she did ... before setting fire to him.

A Scotsman thinks there is no difference between being married and being in prison except in prison you get to play fitba at the weekends.

LA







Posted by: Scunnert, Travelling in Nihlon on 5:21pm Tue 8 Jan 08