Tories demand Salmond quit as MP
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Alex Salmond has taken part in just four out of a possible 149 Westminster votes since the Holyrood elections, it was revealed yesterday.
The figures were published by the Scottish Conservatives, whose deputy leader Murdo Fraser urged Mr Salmond to resign as MP for Banff and Buchan.
The First Minister, who was elected MSP for the neighbouring Gordon constituency in last May's election, has vowed to stay on as an MP until the next General Election, which may not take place until 2010.
Mr Fraser said yesterday that Mr Salmond's constituents in Banff and Buchan were being "treated with
contempt".
He said: "We warned before the elections that if Alex Salmond became the MSP for Gordon then the constituency would be saddled with a
part-time MSP, dividing his time between London and Edinburgh.
"The reality is it is his
Westminster territory of Banff and Buchan which has
suffered."
Mr Fraser added: "Alex Salmond should do the decent thing and resign as an MP.
He would still be left with two jobs to do - a constituency MSP and First Minister of Scotland."
Details of Mr Salmond's voting record were produced by The Public Whip, a website which tracks the performance of MPs.
It shows that since May 8, Mr Salmond has turned up at Westminster to vote on only two days.
On July 25, he took part in three votes on immigration, the machinery of government and home affairs. The other occasion was on November 19, when he voted in favour of the European Communities (Finance) Bill.
The figures also show he missed a number of votes during the Holyrood election campaign.
It is not the first time that Mr Salmond has been criticised over his decision to continue as both an MP and an MSP.
The Liberal Democrats accused him of breaking a pre-election promise to accept only one salary.
However, the First Minister later announced he would be donating the one-third of his Holyrood salary to which he is entitled as a so-called "dual mandate" politician to a special trust fund to help community projects in the north-east of Scotland.
It means that when his First Minister's salary of £76,907 a year is added to his £60,277 Westminster wage, Mr Salmond's total annual income is £137,184.
A spokesman for Mr Salmond yesterday accused the Tories of "scraping the
bottom of the barrel" and ignoring the Scottish national interest.
"There is a clear advantage to Scotland in having a First Minister who can make key interventions at Westminster on Scotland's behalf," the spokesman said.
"For example, on the UK Government's legislative programme or, for that matter, his exchanges with the Prime Minister on co-operating against terrorism."
He added: "There is much more to being an MP than trooping the lobbies at Westminster, as is shown in the latest available league table for MPs' participation.
"Encompassing speeches in the chamber, tabling of motions and submitting written and oral questions, the analysis shows all six SNP MPs, including Mr Salmond, are in the top 10 of Scottish MPs."
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Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 12:11am Fri 4 Jan 08
Oppostion politicians are in dire straights if that is all they can muster as criticism.
Vindictive, mind you.
I wonder which Tory MP's will sacrifice their lucrative directorships as an example to double-dipping MSPs?
Oppostion politicians are in dire straights if that is all they can muster as criticism.
Vindictive, mind you.
I wonder which Tory MP's will sacrifice their lucrative directorships as an example to double-dipping MSPs?
Posted by: doonhamer on 12:12am Fri 4 Jan 08
It seems that only people who are annoyed at Alex Salmond being an MsP and an MP are his opponents. As he regularly shows them to be empty of any abilities to help Scotland, I am not surprised.
Murdo Fraser accuses Salmond of not representing his constituents. As a Tory and a unionist, he and his party are the voice of Westminster and not Scotland. When is Murdo going to resign?
BTW Murdo, have you returned the property you stole from Aberdeen University? How can you continue as MSP when you are a confessed thief?
It seems that only people who are annoyed at Alex Salmond being an MsP and an MP are his opponents. As he regularly shows them to be empty of any abilities to help Scotland, I am not surprised.
Murdo Fraser accuses Salmond of not representing his constituents. As a Tory and a unionist, he and his party are the voice of Westminster and not Scotland. When is Murdo going to resign?
BTW Murdo, have you returned the property you stole from Aberdeen University? How can you continue as MSP when you are a confessed thief?
Posted by: Jimbo on 12:19am Fri 4 Jan 08
Hi doonhamer
[quote]BTW Murdo, have you returned the property you stole from Aberdeen University? How can you continue as MSP when you are a confessed thief?[/quote]
What's this about?
Probably the reason Salmond has voted so little in Westminster (and the same would apply to all the SNP MPs) is that the SNP only vote on matters pertaining to Scotland.
Trooping into the lobbies to vote on all and every matter, especially those pertaining only to England, is the speciality of the Scottish (?)Labour MPs.
Hi doonhamer
BTW Murdo, have you returned the property you stole from Aberdeen University? How can you continue as MSP when you are a confessed thief?
What's this about?
Probably the reason Salmond has voted so little in Westminster (and the same would apply to all the SNP MPs) is that the SNP only vote on matters pertaining to Scotland.
Trooping into the lobbies to vote on all and every matter, especially those pertaining only to England, is the speciality of the Scottish (?)Labour MPs.
Posted by: Tired of excuses, Galashiels on 12:21am Fri 4 Jan 08
Murdo really would win more votes if he called for Wendy to quit instead.
Why is the Herald not reporting on Wendy by the way ?
Murdo really would win more votes if he called for Wendy to quit instead.
Why is the Herald not reporting on Wendy by the way ?
Posted by: Bob, Helensburgh on 12:26am Fri 4 Jan 08
The basic fact is that the people of Banff and Buchan have very little representation at Westminster (Mr Salmond obviously can't find time to take part in parliamentary committees if he can scarcely bother to attend debates or vote). Regardless of what good works he may do with his Westminster salary he is being paid for a job he isn't doing which shows contempt for his electorate and is taking money on false pretences. If he resigns the electors of B&B may be daft enough to elect another SNP MP, but at least they would have a full time one.
For all his fine words Alex Salmond's actions show a lack of principle.
The basic fact is that the people of Banff and Buchan have very little representation at Westminster (Mr Salmond obviously can't find time to take part in parliamentary committees if he can scarcely bother to attend debates or vote). Regardless of what good works he may do with his Westminster salary he is being paid for a job he isn't doing which shows contempt for his electorate and is taking money on false pretences. If he resigns the electors of B&B may be daft enough to elect another SNP MP, but at least they would have a full time one.
For all his fine words Alex Salmond's actions show a lack of principle.
Posted by: Former Tory, Portsoy on 12:27am Fri 4 Jan 08
I have voted for Salmond since 1997. If anyone had told me that I would be voting SNP before that I would have told them it was my last choice! Until the Tories understand how highly he is regarded in these parts and do likewise they will continue to get humiliated in election after election.
He is simply the best constituency MP in Scotland as close relatives who have reason to thank him will testify. He also is one of the few poltical representatives who sounds like a real human being.
The campaign I would like to launch is to persuade him to stay on as a Westminster M P!
I have voted for Salmond since 1997. If anyone had told me that I would be voting SNP before that I would have told them it was my last choice! Until the Tories understand how highly he is regarded in these parts and do likewise they will continue to get humiliated in election after election.
He is simply the best constituency MP in Scotland as close relatives who have reason to thank him will testify. He also is one of the few poltical representatives who sounds like a real human being.
The campaign I would like to launch is to persuade him to stay on as a Westminster M P!
Posted by: Wardog, Buckie on 12:30am Fri 4 Jan 08
Well Said Former Tory..... Bob has no idea just how well the SNP are serving the North East - Never have I heard Lib Dem or Labour speaking up for anything in our area, to this day I can't understand why Shetland & orkney for that matter vote Lib Dem......
Well Said Former Tory..... Bob has no idea just how well the SNP are serving the North East - Never have I heard Lib Dem or Labour speaking up for anything in our area, to this day I can't understand why Shetland & orkney for that matter vote Lib Dem......
Posted by: Buchan Loon, Peterhead on 12:32am Fri 4 Jan 08
Wait a minute.
Salmond said he would continue until the next election and was elected convincingly on that basis. So what is the moaning about except that the Tories can't stand getting a hammering every time they stand against him!
Wait a minute.
Salmond said he would continue until the next election and was elected convincingly on that basis. So what is the moaning about except that the Tories can't stand getting a hammering every time they stand against him!
Posted by: Murdo Fraser, Aberdeen University Trophy Room on 12:34am Fri 4 Jan 08
OK OK OK - I apologies for stealing the effing Nelson Mandela Plaque from the Trophy Room, at the time I considered him a 'TERRORIST"
OK OK OK - I apologies for stealing the effing Nelson Mandela Plaque from the Trophy Room, at the time I considered him a 'TERRORIST"
Posted by: Corruptionwatch, Scotland on 12:40am Fri 4 Jan 08
Go on Eck, do the decent and honourable thing and resign now. You are getting away with murder and are not representing the constituents of Banff & Buchan, as a full time MP. This whole issue has absolutely nothing to do with Scotland's national interest, more to do with Eck's greed and cavalier attitude, thumbing his nose at anyone who disagrees with him and in the process being sleekit in the extreme. Anyway with Eck's obsession with the nags and a punt, can you imagine him giving up the big allowances he gets from the public purse as a Westminster MP?
Go on Eck, do the decent and honourable thing and resign now. You are getting away with murder and are not representing the constituents of Banff & Buchan, as a full time MP. This whole issue has absolutely nothing to do with Scotland's national interest, more to do with Eck's greed and cavalier attitude, thumbing his nose at anyone who disagrees with him and in the process being sleekit in the extreme. Anyway with Eck's obsession with the nags and a punt, can you imagine him giving up the big allowances he gets from the public purse as a Westminster MP?
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 12:42am Fri 4 Jan 08
Look on the bright side. Wendy is sidelined. The Lib-Dems are saddled with the eejit Nicol. If this is the best the Tories can come up with clearly the SNP are doing an awful lot right!
Look on the bright side. Wendy is sidelined. The Lib-Dems are saddled with the eejit Nicol. If this is the best the Tories can come up with clearly the SNP are doing an awful lot right!
Posted by: Wardog, Buckie on 12:42am Fri 4 Jan 08
yes that's right eckwatch avoid the issue, play the man not the ball...... nice
yes that's right eckwatch avoid the issue, play the man not the ball...... nice
Posted by: Keep these boards idiot-free, Scotland on 12:43am Fri 4 Jan 08
[bold]All posters - please do not respond to the troll.[/bold]
All posters - please do not respond to the troll. Posted by: Old Tam, Glasgow on 12:45am Fri 4 Jan 08
Alex Salmond - simply the best and his opponents can't stand him. I love it. What a change from years and years of lackies.
Alex Salmond - simply the best and his opponents can't stand him. I love it. What a change from years and years of lackies.
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 12:45am Fri 4 Jan 08
Bob The Builder[quote]The basic fact is that the people of Banff and Buchan have very little representation at Westminster[/quote] Now why is Bob of [bold]Helenburgh[/bold] claiming the folk of [bold]Banff and Buchan[/bold] have scant representation?
He must get about a lot.
Bob The Builder
The basic fact is that the people of Banff and Buchan have very little representation at Westminster
Now why is Bob of
Helenburgh claiming the folk of
Banff and Buchan have scant representation?
He must get about a lot.
Posted by: james, Dundee on 12:47am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Corruptionwatch[/bold] wrote:
Go on Eck, do the decent and honourable thing and resign now. You are getting away with murder and are not representing the constituents of Banff & Buchan, as a full time MP. This whole issue has absolutely nothing to do with Scotland\'s national interest, more to do with Eck\'s greed and cavalier attitude, thumbing his nose at anyone who disagrees with him and in the process being sleekit in the extreme. Anyway with Eck\'s obsession with the nags and a punt, can you imagine him giving up the big allowances he gets from the public purse as a Westminster MP? [/quote] I see this is one nag we would all like to punt!
Corruptionwatch wrote:
Go on Eck, do the decent and honourable thing and resign now. You are getting away with murder and are not representing the constituents of Banff & Buchan, as a full time MP. This whole issue has absolutely nothing to do with Scotland\'s national interest, more to do with Eck\'s greed and cavalier attitude, thumbing his nose at anyone who disagrees with him and in the process being sleekit in the extreme. Anyway with Eck\'s obsession with the nags and a punt, can you imagine him giving up the big allowances he gets from the public purse as a Westminster MP?
I see this is one nag we would all like to punt!
Posted by: Graham, Glasgow on 12:47am Fri 4 Jan 08
The wee scumbag is just coining in public money from hard working people! Fuel Bills going up 15%. His salary up 100%. Lets hear it from all you former kid on leftie snp Lot !! Is wee Alec drinking in the Red Lion in WHITEHALL TONIGHT!![bold]bold[/bold]
The wee scumbag is just coining in public money from hard working people! Fuel Bills going up 15%. His salary up 100%. Lets hear it from all you former kid on leftie snp Lot !! Is wee Alec drinking in the Red Lion in WHITEHALL TONIGHT!!
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 12:50am Fri 4 Jan 08
Corruptionwitch Calls The Copsd[quote]Salmond is getting away with murder[/quote] Ooo! - tell us the saucy details.
Where has he hidden the body? What weapon did he use? What was his motive: greed, mental instability, a crime of passion? How can it be the perfect murder if you know about it? And now you are telling everyone surely he is on the run? Where will he hide?
Join us same place, same time, for the next gripping episode.
Corruptionwitch Calls The Copsd
Salmond is getting away with murder
Ooo! - tell us the saucy details.
Where has he hidden the body? What weapon did he use? What was his motive: greed, mental instability, a crime of passion? How can it be the perfect murder if you know about it? And now you are telling everyone surely he is on the run? Where will he hide?
Join us same place, same time, for the next gripping episode.
Posted by: Curley Bill, the southwest on 12:52am Fri 4 Jan 08
So, Murdo Fraser (Unionist) stole from Aberdeen University.
Wendy Alexander (Unionist) confessed to illegaly obtaining money.
Charlie Gordon (Unioinst) confessed to twice illegaly obtaining money.
George Foulkes (Unionist) convicted of drunkeness and police assault.
Mike Watson (Unionist) convicted arsonist - and lucky to escape an attempted murder charge.
Does anyone see a pattern here? And why no representation from the Lib/Dems - does anyone know different?
As for the article, what about Donald Dewar - remember him?
So, Murdo Fraser (Unionist) stole from Aberdeen University.
Wendy Alexander (Unionist) confessed to illegaly obtaining money.
Charlie Gordon (Unioinst) confessed to twice illegaly obtaining money.
George Foulkes (Unionist) convicted of drunkeness and police assault.
Mike Watson (Unionist) convicted arsonist - and lucky to escape an attempted murder charge.
Does anyone see a pattern here? And why no representation from the Lib/Dems - does anyone know different?
As for the article, what about Donald Dewar - remember him?
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 12:53am Fri 4 Jan 08
Graham the Gunner Says He Knows Where salmond Is[quote]The wee scumbag is just coining in public money from hard working people![/quote]No, no, no! How can that be?
Corruptionwitch tells us he fleeing from justice.
I suggest you leave this to the police.
Graham the Gunner Says He Knows Where salmond Is
The wee scumbag is just coining in public money from hard working people!
No, no, no! How can that be?
Corruptionwitch tells us he fleeing from justice.
I suggest you leave this to the police.
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 12:54am Fri 4 Jan 08
Graham! You promised me earlier you would take your tablets! <glares>
Graham! You promised me earlier you would take your tablets! <glares>
Posted by: Proud to be Scottish, Glasgow on 12:54am Fri 4 Jan 08
Watch the gnats squirm over this one.
No doubt the usual suspects like LA and doonhammer will be up through the night posting dribble - who do you think cares ladies?
I can almost almost smell the red hot keyboards from the basement in Bute House.
Alex Salmond will go down in history as the man who tried (and failed) to split the nation, a historical irrelevance.
2008 will see the SNP reduced to a pathetic, squabbling and infighting rabble.
What goes up, comes down.
We will enjoy it.
Watch the gnats squirm over this one.
No doubt the usual suspects like LA and doonhammer will be up through the night posting dribble - who do you think cares ladies?
I can almost almost smell the red hot keyboards from the basement in Bute House.
Alex Salmond will go down in history as the man who tried (and failed) to split the nation, a historical irrelevance.
2008 will see the SNP reduced to a pathetic, squabbling and infighting rabble.
What goes up, comes down.
We will enjoy it.
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 12:55am Fri 4 Jan 08
Proud, if this is failure I can hardly wait till they really get going!
Proud, if this is failure I can hardly wait till they really get going!
Posted by: Peter Thomson, Looking over the heads of unionist dwarfs on 12:56am Fri 4 Jan 08
Why is Mr Fraser not castigating the Electoral Commission for the delays in getting Strathclyde's finest to raid Wendy's place and wheeching her off to jail for her criminal activities.
Eck has no interest in the mainly England only bills going through parliament in Westminster so he does not vote on them. Surely that fits with what Rifkind and the Tories have been whinging on about for the last three months.
Fraser should be pleased that Wee Eck is playing the game just as Dave and his Westminster Etonians want it to be played. So surely Eck is being an honourable chap on this one!
Yet another Unionista non story from Beepo (Labour's pet monkey) Productions.
Why is Mr Fraser not castigating the Electoral Commission for the delays in getting Strathclyde's finest to raid Wendy's place and wheeching her off to jail for her criminal activities.
Eck has no interest in the mainly England only bills going through parliament in Westminster so he does not vote on them. Surely that fits with what Rifkind and the Tories have been whinging on about for the last three months.
Fraser should be pleased that Wee Eck is playing the game just as Dave and his Westminster Etonians want it to be played. So surely Eck is being an honourable chap on this one!
Yet another Unionista non story from Beepo (Labour's pet monkey) Productions.
Posted by: Jimbo on 12:58am Fri 4 Jan 08
Hi LA
[quote]Where will he hide?[/quote]
If he could find Wendy, maybe she'd be able to put him onto a safe good hideout.
Hi LA
Where will he hide?
If he could find Wendy, maybe she'd be able to put him onto a safe good hideout.
Posted by: Tommy, Glasgow on 1:00am Fri 4 Jan 08
Is this all they have - this story happened last MAY and it was revealed that Donald Dewer had done the same thing....didn't Salmond not also confirm to his constituents that he would be staying on until the next General Election..... can't see Banff & Buchan voting labour/libdem/conser
vative anytime soon....
Alf Young on Newsnight earlier had this to say
[bold]"...here is NO opposition in scotland....."[/bold]
Looks like he'd read proud to be scottish's postings...
Is this all they have - this story happened last MAY and it was revealed that Donald Dewer had done the same thing....didn't Salmond not also confirm to his constituents that he would be staying on until the next General Election..... can't see Banff & Buchan voting labour/libdem/conser
vative anytime soon....
Alf Young on Newsnight earlier had this to say
"...here is NO opposition in scotland....."
Looks like he'd read proud to be scottish's postings...
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:06am Fri 4 Jan 08
Jimbo: Criminals Always Flee To Their Moll First[quote]If he could find Wendy, she'd be able to put him onto a safe hideout.[/quote] She if anyone, will know a good place.
I hear she has an influential friend in the Channel Islands.
Dress him up as a jolly fisherman, bundle him onto a wee fishing smack at Eyemouth, down the coast, around the bend, and Jersey safe haven late at night.
Say no more.
Jimbo: Criminals Always Flee To Their Moll First
If he could find Wendy, she'd be able to put him onto a safe hideout.
She if anyone, will know a good place.
I hear she has an influential friend in the Channel Islands.
Dress him up as a jolly fisherman, bundle him onto a wee fishing smack at Eyemouth, down the coast, around the bend, and Jersey safe haven late at night.
Say no more.
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:08am Fri 4 Jan 08
LA how can Wendy have a moll if she is a lady? : )
LA how can Wendy have a moll if she is a lady? : )
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:09am Fri 4 Jan 08
Sorry, I meant female.
Posted by: subrosa on 1:11am Fri 4 Jan 08
Alex Salmond was asked by the people of Banff and Buchan to stay on as their MP until the next general election even if he won the MSP post for Gordon. He asked the people and he promised he would do what they asked. What's wrong with that? Have yet to hear anyone in his constituency of Banff and Buchan complain about being neglected. Non story and just sour grapes from oor Murdo. Come on Murdo you can do a lot better than this, you're supposed to be presenting your own constituency and I can truthfully say you've not been seen around for quite a while. Get out on the streets and talk to the people instead of sitting in yer wee office concocting silly remarks.
Alex Salmond was asked by the people of Banff and Buchan to stay on as their MP until the next general election even if he won the MSP post for Gordon. He asked the people and he promised he would do what they asked. What's wrong with that? Have yet to hear anyone in his constituency of Banff and Buchan complain about being neglected. Non story and just sour grapes from oor Murdo. Come on Murdo you can do a lot better than this, you're supposed to be presenting your own constituency and I can truthfully say you've not been seen around for quite a while. Get out on the streets and talk to the people instead of sitting in yer wee office concocting silly remarks.
Posted by: GRAHAM, GLASGOW on 1:11am Fri 4 Jan 08
TOMMY,1:00AM. ALF WAS NOT looking to YOUNG![bold]bold[/bold]
TOMMY,1:00AM. ALF WAS NOT looking to YOUNG!
Posted by: Scunnert, Travelling in Nihlon on 1:12am Fri 4 Jan 08
I'm sure if his constituents had a problem with our multi-tasking FM the unionist media would have been all over it - Banner Headline -[bold]Constituents Demand Alex Resign![/bold]
What have we got here? The deputy leader of the No Hope party Murdo Fraser, Hellensburgh's very own..."Bob", and some trolls.
They should listen to someone who knows:
"He is simply the best constituency MP in Scotland as close relatives who have reason to thank him will testify. He also is one of the few poltical representatives who sounds like a real human being."
Former Tory
Aye - ye cannae beat oor Alex. He is [bold]The Pride of Scotland![/bold]
I'm sure if his constituents had a problem with our multi-tasking FM the unionist media would have been all over it - Banner Headline -
Constituents Demand Alex Resign!
What have we got here? The deputy leader of the No Hope party Murdo Fraser, Hellensburgh's very own..."Bob", and some trolls.
They should listen to someone who knows:
"He is simply the best constituency MP in Scotland as close relatives who have reason to thank him will testify. He also is one of the few poltical representatives who sounds like a real human being."
Former Tory
Aye - ye cannae beat oor Alex. He is
The Pride of Scotland!
Posted by: Jimbo on 1:12am Fri 4 Jan 08
PtbS
[quote]2008 will see the SNP reduced to a pathetic, squabbling and infighting rabble.[/quote]
Wrong! 2008 will see this SNP government go from strength to strength. If by some perverse miracle your prediction were to come about, it would only be bad for the country. Why do you and your fellow London dependents wish ill will on your country?
Why don't you lot get some backbone, drop your dependence mentality and take a positive can-do attitude for once?
PtbS
2008 will see the SNP reduced to a pathetic, squabbling and infighting rabble.
Wrong! 2008 will see this SNP government go from strength to strength. If by some perverse miracle your prediction were to come about, it would only be bad for the country. Why do you and your fellow London dependents wish ill will on your country?
Why don't you lot get some backbone, drop your dependence mentality and take a positive can-do attitude for once?
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:13am Fri 4 Jan 08
Subrosa, Happy New Year and well said.
Subrosa, Happy New Year and well said.
Posted by: Jimbo on 1:15am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Los Angeles[/bold] wrote:
Jimbo: Criminals Always Flee To Their Moll First[quote]If he could find Wendy, she'd be able to put him onto a safe hideout.[/quote] She if anyone, will know a good place. I hear she has an influential friend in the Channel Islands. Dress him up as a jolly fisherman, bundle him onto a wee fishing smack at Eyemouth, down the coast, around the bend, and Jersey safe haven late at night. Say no more. [/quote] Aye, and Wendy could be mentally ill (unionist supporting) Flora MacDonald.
Los Angeles wrote:
Jimbo: Criminals Always Flee To Their Moll FirstIf he could find Wendy, she'd be able to put him onto a safe hideout.
She if anyone, will know a good place. I hear she has an influential friend in the Channel Islands. Dress him up as a jolly fisherman, bundle him onto a wee fishing smack at Eyemouth, down the coast, around the bend, and Jersey safe haven late at night. Say no more.
Aye, and Wendy could be mentally ill (unionist supporting) Flora MacDonald.
Posted by: L. A. Watch on 1:24am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Clare[/bold] wrote:
LA how can Wendy have a moll if she is a lady? : )[/quote] Clare is a girl, so her views can be discounted.
Why are you not out shopping, thats what women are good at, shopping and having babies.
Clare wrote:
LA how can Wendy have a moll if she is a lady? : )
Clare is a girl, so her views can be discounted.
Why are you not out shopping, thats what women are good at, shopping and having babies.
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:24am Fri 4 Jan 08
Clare Says Spare The Pair[quote]LA how can Wendy have a moll if she is a lady?[/quote] Doh!
salmond can pretend to be a tomoto picker in jersey, lay low, until the heat is off, then another boat trip this time across the choppy channel to France.
Met by a retired resistence fighter, "I shall tell you theece only once" - and under cover of darkness, he will be given an old bicycle, cycle clips, a striped jumper, black beret, a packet of Gauloise, a string of onions, and a frayed map. In that disguise he can pedal his way to Paris posing as a dissipated French farm worker.
There Wendy will be waiting, and under the romantic shadow of the Eiffel Tower, they will be reunited once more!
It eese sharming, no?
But remember, their lives are irrevocably altered. They will always be murderer and thief, Not So Bonny and Clyde, (he will like his Scottish name) always on the run from the law and Corruptionwitch.
Clare Says Spare The Pair
LA how can Wendy have a moll if she is a lady?
Doh!
salmond can pretend to be a tomoto picker in jersey, lay low, until the heat is off, then another boat trip this time across the choppy channel to France.
Met by a retired resistence fighter, "I shall tell you theece only once" - and under cover of darkness, he will be given an old bicycle, cycle clips, a striped jumper, black beret, a packet of Gauloise, a string of onions, and a frayed map. In that disguise he can pedal his way to Paris posing as a dissipated French farm worker.
There Wendy will be waiting, and under the romantic shadow of the Eiffel Tower, they will be reunited once more!
It eese sharming, no?
But remember, their lives are irrevocably altered. They will always be murderer and thief, Not So Bonny and Clyde, (he will like his Scottish name) always on the run from the law and Corruptionwitch.
Posted by: Badger on 1:26am Fri 4 Jan 08
This isnae politics.
Murdo just doesn't like Alex .
It still gets in the paper right enough
This isnae politics.
Murdo just doesn't like Alex .
It still gets in the paper right enough
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:26am Fri 4 Jan 08
LA, your French accent is really bad : )
LA, your French accent is really bad : )
Posted by: Unionist guff watch :-) on 1:28am Fri 4 Jan 08
well Murdo "the nasty" Fraser what about the speaker of house of comons -- he takes part in no votes and does not represent his constituents not a good deal for springburn
and anyway tehre has been no significant votes in commons since Alex shifted -- the last significant one was on the Iraq war back in Feb which alex instigated -- so prehaps commons a poorer place without him
well Murdo "the nasty" Fraser what about the speaker of house of comons -- he takes part in no votes and does not represent his constituents not a good deal for springburn
and anyway tehre has been no significant votes in commons since Alex shifted -- the last significant one was on the Iraq war back in Feb which alex instigated -- so prehaps commons a poorer place without him
Posted by: L. A. Watch on 1:28am Fri 4 Jan 08
Lost Angeles writes another childish puerile comment.
Lost Angeles writes another childish puerile comment.
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:30am Fri 4 Jan 08
Clare Cringe[quote]LA, your French accent is really bad[/quote]Sacre bleu! You no-teeced, you cheeky leetel minkey!
Clare Cringe
LA, your French accent is really bad
Sacre bleu! You no-teeced, you cheeky leetel minkey!
Posted by: Tom McAlister on 1:31am Fri 4 Jan 08
Jimbo.
Flora supported the losers twice, didn't she?
Jimbo.
Flora supported the losers twice, didn't she?
Posted by: L. A. Watch on 1:32am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Clare[/bold] wrote:
LA, your French accent is really bad : )[/quote] Clare. You are barking up the wrong tree.
Lost Angeles likes Judy Garland records and Broadway musicals.
In other words, he's gay.
Clare wrote:
LA, your French accent is really bad : )
Clare. You are barking up the wrong tree.
Lost Angeles likes Judy Garland records and Broadway musicals.
In other words, he's gay.
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:32am Fri 4 Jan 08
Corruptionwitch Morphs Into LA Watch[quote]Lost Angeles writes another childish puerile comment.[/quote] And LA Watch reads it, ruminates over it, and posts a rejoiner. He's no fool.
Corruptionwitch Morphs Into LA Watch
Lost Angeles writes another childish puerile comment.
And LA Watch reads it, ruminates over it, and posts a rejoiner. He's no fool.
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:32am Fri 4 Jan 08
LA LOL
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:33am Fri 4 Jan 08
LA Watch, don't worry, I have booked you in for a humour implant, it can change your whole life : )
LA Watch, don't worry, I have booked you in for a humour implant, it can change your whole life : )
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:34am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]L. A. Watch[/bold] wrote:
[quote][bold]Clare[/bold] wrote: LA, your French accent is really bad : )[/quote] Clare. You are barking up the wrong tree. Lost Angeles likes Judy Garland records and Broadway musicals. In other words, he's gay.[/quote] Hey LA Watch, so do I!
L. A. Watch wrote:
Clare wrote: LA, your French accent is really bad : )
Clare. You are barking up the wrong tree. Lost Angeles likes Judy Garland records and Broadway musicals. In other words, he's gay.
Hey LA Watch, so do I!
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:37am Fri 4 Jan 08
Corruptionwitch/LA Watch[quote]LA is gay.[/quote]You should know the last person to announce that publically left my hotel room next morning ... limping.
Corruptionwitch/LA Watch
LA is gay.
You should know the last person to announce that publically left my hotel room next morning ... limping.
Posted by: L. A. Watch on 1:37am Fri 4 Jan 08
Clare comes out of the closet and says shes a lesbian.
Clare comes out of the closet and says shes a lesbian.
Posted by: L. A. Watch on 1:40am Fri 4 Jan 08
Lost Angeles anounces he had a gay orgy in his hotel room.
Lost Angeles anounces he had a gay orgy in his hotel room.
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:41am Fri 4 Jan 08
Corruptionwith/LA-Wa
tch...
How do you keep a fool in suspense?
[bold]I'll tell you tomorrow.[/bold]
Corruptionwith/LA-Wa
tch...
How do you keep a fool in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:41am Fri 4 Jan 08
LA Watch, dearie me, is that the best you can do? How very dreary you are. You married LA Watch, you got a woman in your life? What is she doing right now? Sleeping? Hmmmmm. Wonder why. ; )
LA Watch, dearie me, is that the best you can do? How very dreary you are. You married LA Watch, you got a woman in your life? What is she doing right now? Sleeping? Hmmmmm. Wonder why. ; )
Posted by: Jimbo on 1:42am Fri 4 Jan 08
Hi L. A. Watch,
do you also post on this board as Graham? I've noticed one or two remarks from you about LAs sexuality since LA put a post on another thread saying 'Graham comes out of the closet'.
Hi L. A. Watch,
do you also post on this board as Graham? I've noticed one or two remarks from you about LAs sexuality since LA put a post on another thread saying 'Graham comes out of the closet'.
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:44am Fri 4 Jan 08
Banff and Buchan Perplexed[quote]Mr Fraser said yesterday that Mr Salmond's constituents in Banff and Buchan were being "treated with contempt".[/quote] If that is a new kind of woodworm treatment. I hope it works
Banff and Buchan Perplexed
Mr Fraser said yesterday that Mr Salmond's constituents in Banff and Buchan were being "treated with contempt".
If that is a new kind of woodworm treatment. I hope it works
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:45am Fri 4 Jan 08
Jimbo I'm really hurt you're not defending me against his attacks on my sexuality. <hits Jimbo on heid wi soup ladle>
Jimbo I'm really hurt you're not defending me against his attacks on my sexuality. <hits Jimbo on heid wi soup ladle>
Posted by: nouveauxscum on 1:47am Fri 4 Jan 08
I'm getting pretty sick of these threads going off on tangents after the article has been totally ripped to shreds by you Scottish rascals.
Murdo McLoed of the clan Glenfinnan, born on the shores of Lake Menteith has every right to complain about someone doing their job. It's an affrontery to a Tory for anyone to act in the interests of Scotland.
There can be only one....ha ha...
I'm getting pretty sick of these threads going off on tangents after the article has been totally ripped to shreds by you Scottish rascals.
Murdo McLoed of the clan Glenfinnan, born on the shores of Lake Menteith has every right to complain about someone doing their job. It's an affrontery to a Tory for anyone to act in the interests of Scotland.
There can be only one....ha ha...
Posted by: Portsoy Laddie on 1:47am Fri 4 Jan 08
and Banff and Buchan have the best MP in all Scotland -- so naff off u tory
that is the biggest insult anyone can be give4n in Scotland - Tory :-)
and Banff and Buchan have the best MP in all Scotland -- so naff off u tory
that is the biggest insult anyone can be give4n in Scotland - Tory :-)
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:48am Fri 4 Jan 08
Mr Salmond's constituents were also fully aware of his plans and were reported to be happy with them and intended to go with those plans until the next general election.
Makes you wonder what the Tories are up to really. All very sad. Yesterday they were complaining about Scottish Water and calling for changes which would undoubtedly lead to privatisation, today its this. Both subjects unlikely to create much of a problem for the SNP. Clearly they're all sitting around waiting to see what is going to happen to Wendy. <sighs>
Mr Salmond's constituents were also fully aware of his plans and were reported to be happy with them and intended to go with those plans until the next general election.
Makes you wonder what the Tories are up to really. All very sad. Yesterday they were complaining about Scottish Water and calling for changes which would undoubtedly lead to privatisation, today its this. Both subjects unlikely to create much of a problem for the SNP. Clearly they're all sitting around waiting to see what is going to happen to Wendy. <sighs>
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:49am Fri 4 Jan 08
Jimbo[quote]LA-Watch, do you also post on this board as Graham?[/quote]Graham the Gunner.
The more he goes off (like cheese or milk) on a tangent the less he scribbles about Alex Salmond. He is easily led. Let him ramble on about my sexuality. It's neither here nor there. Oops! That just slipped out- doh! So did that.
Anyhow, when it comes to sex Corruptionwitch is just faking it.
Jimbo
LA-Watch, do you also post on this board as Graham?
Graham the Gunner.
The more he goes off (like cheese or milk) on a tangent the less he scribbles about Alex Salmond. He is easily led. Let him ramble on about my sexuality. It's neither here nor there. Oops! That just slipped out- doh! So did that.
Anyhow, when it comes to sex Corruptionwitch is just faking it.
Posted by: Scunnert, Travelling in Nihlon on 1:49am Fri 4 Jan 08
When Scotland becomes independent will we have a bicameral parliamentary system? Will we have a House of Lords or an elected Senate? Or will we be a republic? Will we have a Prime Minister or a President?
I favour a republic with Alex as President and Nicola Sturgeon as Prime Minister. There'd still be room on the fitba squad for Murdo. I think that's preferable to a monarchy with Nicol Stephen as Queen and Jackie Baillie as the fool.
When Scotland becomes independent will we have a bicameral parliamentary system? Will we have a House of Lords or an elected Senate? Or will we be a republic? Will we have a Prime Minister or a President?
I favour a republic with Alex as President and Nicola Sturgeon as Prime Minister. There'd still be room on the fitba squad for Murdo. I think that's preferable to a monarchy with Nicol Stephen as Queen and Jackie Baillie as the fool.
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:55am Fri 4 Jan 08
I demand to know why liking Judy Garland movies and Broadway musicals makes me a lesbian!
I demand to know why liking Judy Garland movies and Broadway musicals makes me a lesbian!
Posted by: GRAHAM, Glasgow on 1:55am Fri 4 Jan 08
Jimbo,1:42 am. This is Graham. Peoples sexuality is of no concern to me. Unlike the Catholic Church and the major Evangelist Donator to the SNP. JUST PLAIN OLD WORKING CLASS GRAHAM. O bye the way the evangelist donator dabled in bus companys in the USA. MAYBE HE DONATED TO GEORGE DUB YA! LA would not approve!!
Maybe an Investigative Journalist could look into this!!![bold]bold[/bold]
Jimbo,1:42 am. This is Graham. Peoples sexuality is of no concern to me. Unlike the Catholic Church and the major Evangelist Donator to the SNP. JUST PLAIN OLD WORKING CLASS GRAHAM. O bye the way the evangelist donator dabled in bus companys in the USA. MAYBE HE DONATED TO GEORGE DUB YA! LA would not approve!!
Maybe an Investigative Journalist could look into this!!!
Posted by: Jimbo on 1:56am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Clare[/bold] wrote:
Jimbo I'm really hurt you're not defending me against his attacks on my sexuality. <hits Jimbo on heid wi soup ladle> [/quote] Sorry Clare, I'll do it now.
LA! Don't call Clare a girl.
Clare wrote:
Jimbo I'm really hurt you're not defending me against his attacks on my sexuality. <hits Jimbo on heid wi soup ladle>
Sorry Clare, I'll do it now.
LA! Don't call Clare a girl.
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 1:59am Fri 4 Jan 08
Jimbo, but I AM a girl! <SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>
Jimbo, but I AM a girl! <SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 1:59am Fri 4 Jan 08
Knock, knock. Is Graham There?[quote]Jimbo, This is Graham.[/quote] Creepy how he just happened to be passing by.
LoL
Knock, knock. Is Graham There?
Jimbo, This is Graham.
Creepy how he just happened to be passing by.
LoL
Posted by: nouveauxscum on 2:02am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]GRAHAM[/bold] wrote:
Jimbo,1:42 am. This is Graham. Peoples sexuality is of no concern to me. Unlike the Catholic Church and the major Evangelist Donator to the SNP. JUST PLAIN OLD WORKING CLASS GRAHAM. O bye the way the evangelist donator dabled in bus companys in the USA. MAYBE HE DONATED TO GEORGE DUB YA! LA would not approve!! Maybe an Investigative Journalist could look into this!!![bold]bold[/bold] [/quote] Sexuality is not a problem to you but certain religions are? Man, you are a new age bigot. I congratulate you on being the first of your kind. lol
GRAHAM wrote:
Jimbo,1:42 am. This is Graham. Peoples sexuality is of no concern to me. Unlike the Catholic Church and the major Evangelist Donator to the SNP. JUST PLAIN OLD WORKING CLASS GRAHAM. O bye the way the evangelist donator dabled in bus companys in the USA. MAYBE HE DONATED TO GEORGE DUB YA! LA would not approve!! Maybe an Investigative Journalist could look into this!!!
Sexuality is not a problem to you but certain religions are? Man, you are a new age bigot. I congratulate you on being the first of your kind. lol
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 2:04am Fri 4 Jan 08
Hello Nouveaux. The swine called me a lesbian! LOL <wanders off singing Meet Me In St Louis>
Hello Nouveaux. The swine called me a lesbian! LOL <wanders off singing Meet Me In St Louis>
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 2:05am Fri 4 Jan 08
Clare Follows The Yellow Brick Road[quote]I demand to know why liking Judy Garland movies and Broadway musicals makes me a lesbian![/quote] A good question. Perhaps he means for once both partners will be excited about planning the wedding.
It could be worse, you could be black, Jewish, and gay.
Anyhow ...
If hetrosexuals like Corruptionwitch hate us they should stop having us.
Clare Follows The Yellow Brick Road
I demand to know why liking Judy Garland movies and Broadway musicals makes me a lesbian!
A good question. Perhaps he means for once both partners will be excited about planning the wedding.
It could be worse, you could be black, Jewish, and gay.
Anyhow ...
If hetrosexuals like Corruptionwitch hate us they should stop having us.
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 2:07am Fri 4 Jan 08
Okay, and for your starter for ten: The topic of this forum is ...
... so immature and irrelvant as to be unworthy of discussion.
Okay, and for your starter for ten: The topic of this forum is ...
... so immature and irrelvant as to be unworthy of discussion.
Posted by: nouveauxscum on 2:08am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Clare[/bold] wrote:
Hello Nouveaux. The swine called me a lesbian! LOL <wanders off singing Meet Me In St Louis>[/quote] Well what do you expect from an uncouth rogue? The man has no manners.
But ya gotta laugh though.......lol
Clare wrote:
Hello Nouveaux. The swine called me a lesbian! LOL <wanders off singing Meet Me In St Louis>
Well what do you expect from an uncouth rogue? The man has no manners.
But ya gotta laugh though.......lol
Posted by: Jimbo on 2:10am Fri 4 Jan 08
Hi Graham,
I don't get your gripe with Soutar. Is it because he donated to the SNP funds or is it because of his religious beliefs?
Do you think his cash made any difference to the outcome of the election or do you think the people who took the trouble to vote couldn't stomach any more of Labour.
Or do you think that the unionist parties are the only parties who have a God-given right to to mega election funds and the rest have no right to a level playing field? Didn't Tom Hunter give the SNP £500,000 for that very reason? Do you have a gripe with him also?
Hi Graham,
I don't get your gripe with Soutar. Is it because he donated to the SNP funds or is it because of his religious beliefs?
Do you think his cash made any difference to the outcome of the election or do you think the people who took the trouble to vote couldn't stomach any more of Labour.
Or do you think that the unionist parties are the only parties who have a God-given right to to mega election funds and the rest have no right to a level playing field? Didn't Tom Hunter give the SNP £500,000 for that very reason? Do you have a gripe with him also?
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 2:11am Fri 4 Jan 08
Nouveaux, very true. If he has to sink to personal insult it means he is getting irritated...........
..and he's losing.
Nouveaux, very true. If he has to sink to personal insult it means he is getting irritated...........
..and he's losing.
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 2:12am Fri 4 Jan 08
Nouveauscum[quote]But ya gotta laugh....lol[/quote] laugh?
What is that? A scottish thing? Is it an emotion? How does it feel? Can I get it on the National Health?
Yours
AM-Squared, Corrruptionwitch, Graham, Eckwatch.
Nouveauscum
But ya gotta laugh....lol
laugh?
What is that? A scottish thing? Is it an emotion? How does it feel? Can I get it on the National Health?
Yours
AM-Squared, Corrruptionwitch, Graham, Eckwatch.
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 2:13am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Los Angeles[/bold] wrote:
Clare Follows The Yellow Brick Road[quote]I demand to know why liking Judy Garland movies and Broadway musicals makes me a lesbian![/quote] A good question. Perhaps he means for once both partners will be excited about planning the wedding. It could be worse, you could be black, Jewish, and gay. Anyhow ... If hetrosexuals like Corruptionwitch hate us they should stop having us. [/quote] What wedding? OMG I haven't got a thing to wear!!!!!!!!!!!!
Los Angeles wrote:
Clare Follows The Yellow Brick RoadI demand to know why liking Judy Garland movies and Broadway musicals makes me a lesbian!
A good question. Perhaps he means for once both partners will be excited about planning the wedding. It could be worse, you could be black, Jewish, and gay. Anyhow ... If hetrosexuals like Corruptionwitch hate us they should stop having us.
What wedding? OMG I haven't got a thing to wear!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 2:18am Fri 4 Jan 08
Clare In Despair - Nothing To Wear[quote]Nouveaux, very true. If he has to sink to personal insult it means he is getting irritated.[/quote] Homicidal, more like.
Don't worry about having nothing to wear. You can borrow my Shirley Bassey look-a-like gown, and Liberace high heels."
PS: If my daughters are reading this forum I hope think it a hoot!
Clare In Despair - Nothing To Wear
Nouveaux, very true. If he has to sink to personal insult it means he is getting irritated.
Homicidal, more like.
Don't worry about having nothing to wear. You can borrow my Shirley Bassey look-a-like gown, and Liberace high heels."
PS: If my daughters are reading this forum I hope think it a hoot!
Posted by: nouveauxscum on 2:18am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Clare[/bold] wrote:
Nouveaux, very true. If he has to sink to personal insult it means he is getting irritated........... ..and he's losing. [/quote] Not entirely true Clare, some of our Unionist friends are permanently irritated so need no encouragement to sling bile. That's the way it goes. Rage virus escapes film shocker.....lol
Clare wrote:
Nouveaux, very true. If he has to sink to personal insult it means he is getting irritated........... ..and he's losing.
Not entirely true Clare, some of our Unionist friends are permanently irritated so need no encouragement to sling bile. That's the way it goes. Rage virus escapes film shocker.....lol
Posted by: Graham, Glasgow on 2:19am Fri 4 Jan 08
Jimbo,2:10am. I do not have GRIPE with anyone. Do you have a personal problem! JIMBO. HOWEVER THE snp are SCUM. THATS NOT A GRIPE just an OBSERVATION. Religion whats that, can you explain!![bold]bold[/bold]
Jimbo,2:10am. I do not have GRIPE with anyone. Do you have a personal problem! JIMBO. HOWEVER THE snp are SCUM. THATS NOT A GRIPE just an OBSERVATION. Religion whats that, can you explain!!
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 2:21am Fri 4 Jan 08
LOL@ Clare in despair, nothing to wear.
Eek@Shirley Bassey gown and Liberace heels.
Your daughters? Never mind your daughters. My dug is horrified! hahaha.
And hey, La, we got snow! Anyone want soup?
LOL@ Clare in despair, nothing to wear.
Eek@Shirley Bassey gown and Liberace heels.
Your daughters? Never mind your daughters. My dug is horrified! hahaha.
And hey, La, we got snow! Anyone want soup?
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 2:21am Fri 4 Jan 08
Clare Burns her Doc Martins[quote]Jimbo, but I AM a girl! <SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK[/quote] Am still chuckling over that one!
And a nice use of caps to denote onomatopoeia.
Clare Burns her Doc Martins
Jimbo, but I AM a girl! <SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Am still chuckling over that one!
And a nice use of caps to denote onomatopoeia.
Posted by: nouveauxscum on 2:22am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Los Angeles[/bold] wrote:
Nouveauscum[quote]But ya gotta laugh....lol[/quote] laugh? What is that? A scottish thing? Is it an emotion? How does it feel? Can I get it on the National Health? Yours AM-Squared, Corrruptionwitch, Graham, Eckwatch. [/quote] Looo Aaaaaa
Am yer Da.....embrace the Saltire side of the force.......
lol
Los Angeles wrote:
NouveauscumBut ya gotta laugh....lol
laugh? What is that? A scottish thing? Is it an emotion? How does it feel? Can I get it on the National Health? Yours AM-Squared, Corrruptionwitch, Graham, Eckwatch.
Looo Aaaaaa
Am yer Da.....embrace the Saltire side of the force.......
lol
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 2:23am Fri 4 Jan 08
Graham Bursts A Blood vessel[quote]The snp are SCUM.[/quote] I've been looking for them in my bath but so far - not a sign.
Graham Bursts A Blood vessel
The snp are SCUM.
I've been looking for them in my bath but so far - not a sign.
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 2:26am Fri 4 Jan 08
Hello Graham. Why are you so nasty to people? Do you want to talk about it? We can help you. When did this start? (3rd May 2007 was it?) Graham, there is an answer. You just have to look at eight years of Labour at Holyrood, and decades of Labour in Scotland before that. People woke up pet, people got really upset about it. You don't understand cos maybe you were on another planet when it all happened, but these things take their toll Graham. You should talk about it, you should listen and learn. Turning back the tide is pretty impossible now Graham, it has started and the waves coming are going to carry you off. Best idea is to go with the flow and wake up pet. If that fails, just keep takin the tablets!
Hello Graham. Why are you so nasty to people? Do you want to talk about it? We can help you. When did this start? (3rd May 2007 was it?) Graham, there is an answer. You just have to look at eight years of Labour at Holyrood, and decades of Labour in Scotland before that. People woke up pet, people got really upset about it. You don't understand cos maybe you were on another planet when it all happened, but these things take their toll Graham. You should talk about it, you should listen and learn. Turning back the tide is pretty impossible now Graham, it has started and the waves coming are going to carry you off. Best idea is to go with the flow and wake up pet. If that fails, just keep takin the tablets!
Posted by: Clare, Lanarkshire on 2:28am Fri 4 Jan 08
[quote][bold]Los Angeles[/bold] wrote:
Clare Burns her Doc Martins[quote]Jimbo, but I AM a girl! <SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK[/quote] Am still chuckling over that one! And a nice use of caps to denote onomatopoeia. [/quote] LA I was going to do PUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHH, but I'm a lady ; )
Los Angeles wrote:
Clare Burns her Doc MartinsJimbo, but I AM a girl! <SMACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Am still chuckling over that one! And a nice use of caps to denote onomatopoeia.
LA I was going to do PUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHH, but I'm a lady ; )
Posted by: Los Angeles, Edinburgh on 2:30am Fri 4 Jan 08
Clare Coories Up To Campbells[quote]And hey, La, we got snow! Anyone want soup?[/quote]Soup? That's your recipe for everything!
How are we to run a country on soup? There's not enough money to create more police officers - oh, that's okay. Let's offer every victim of crime a can of soup. We need a better telephone system - oh, that's okay. Just tie a length of string between two empty soup cans. Our health service is collapsing - oh that's okay. Serve them more soup.
One day a banana republic, the next a soup kitchen. Sheesh.
Clare Coories Up To Campbells
And hey, La, we got snow! Anyone want soup?
Soup? That's your recipe for everything!
How are we to run a country on soup? There's not enough money to create more police officers - oh, that's okay. Let's offer every victim of crime a can of soup. We need a better telephone system - oh, that's okay. Just tie a length of string between two empty soup cans. Our health service is collapsing - oh that's okay. Serve them more soup.
One day a banana republic, the next a soup kitchen. Sheesh.
Posted by: Jimbo on 2:31am Fri 4 Jan 08
Hi Graham,
Don't care much about religion Graham. To me it's an anesthetic for the weak minded. Something to look forward to when it comes round to dying time.
[quote]HOWEVER THE snp are SCUM.[/quote]
That's a good argument Graham. I can see that bringing people round to your way of thinkin
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